On Friday, December 4, We Are 1976 will have extremely limited edition Magnificent Beard items for sale. Nine (countable on two hands) lucky people will have the pleasure of applying genuine Magnificent Beard Torso Coverings to hide their unmentionables and/or shame. Official Nipple Augments will be available for individual purchase or in a convenient 4-pack. If your arms are simply overflowing with bearded and non bearded goods alike, we will have Superfluous Pouches on sale for extra storage. We hope to see you there! Thanks to Gailfling for the magical pictures.