Today is truly a glorious day. The skies have been ripped asunder and the sun shines down upon our first, truly, biggest fan. Bask in the glory. The craftsmanship glistens in the sun.
Clearly this is not ok.
Unfortunately, our dearest fan has unleashed a cursed doppelganger from their once loving loins. Forged in the molten guttyworks of unoriginality, this sham demon has emerged to stake claim in the brain-bounty we have quested so boldly to provide.
We tried to get its master to cast the redemption spell of apology, but our pleas fell upon deaf ears, so we turn to you, our dearest innernets friends. We alone are not strong enough to repel this poor twin in the darkened bowels of hack-dom, but together we can expose it for all to see. Tell all who may listen! Let a +5 of shaming ring out across the e-mountains.
We love you please.
Yours, clutching the gilded axe of truth,